christopher walken i can’t even stand it get the fuck out no stay come here let me love you
(via sulu-deactivated20120714)
- 14th June
2012 - 14
- 6th January
2012 - 06
Casanova (by jennycakes23)
Ladies man: “Oh Athena, your head is dirty … Let me lick it for you… filthy beast.., lick lick lick…” *pause* “Perhaps I am bothering you, for I can see you are trying to rest, but your potent aroma is disturbing my slumber & I’d feel much better if I lick lick lick lick (a bunch of licks)…
The fat one: “I’m not dirty, you’re dirty, lick lick leave me alone lick” …
Casanova Man Whore: “No, I assure you, you’re quite filthy & smelly, my darling, allow me to hold your head, firmly, with my paws and clean you with my perfumed tongue” … *pause* … Lick *pause* …
*(oh look how cute I am, let me show off for you, my love, now that I know you’re looking)* *cute pose* *lick lick* *cute pose* “See me? I’m cute, no? Oh lookie how cute I am… Back to you, fat one, *lick lick*” *pose again*
Athena Mammy Cakes “You philanderer, it’s never just about me! It ain’t fittin’ it just ain’t fittin’” *she flees*…
“Fine, go, my fat one, my naughty cougar… I shall find comfort elsewhere.” =^.^=
