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Every time I catch myself speaking in metaphors (ie: “It’s like an uphill climb that never ends… and just when you think you’re getting to the top of the mountain, somebody throws a boulder down that knocks you all the way to the bottom and you have to start all over again” which I literally just said to somebody 2 minutes ago), which is ALL OF THE TIME (it’s the only way I know how to communicate), I see/hear Jack Nicholson (as Melvin Udall in “As Good As It Gets”) saying “People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.”

Every time I catch myself speaking in metaphors (ie: “It’s like an uphill climb that never ends… and just when you think you’re getting to the top of the mountain, somebody throws a boulder down that knocks you all the way to the bottom and you have to start all over again” which I literally just said to somebody 2 minutes ago), which is ALL OF THE TIME (it’s the only way I know how to communicate), I see/hear Jack Nicholson (as Melvin Udall in “As Good As It Gets”) saying “People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.”

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