December 2010
Agent 3Z: New Year's Traditions from around the... →
lickystickypickyme: I don’t know if people from the countries mentioned here can confirm these traditions. I know that around here we do put on yellow underwear on NYE and I know from my grandma that they do eat 12 grapes at 00:00 in Venezuela. Apparently a tradition inherited from Spain. Spain: Stop whatever…
Dec 31st
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Let me paint this (unpleasant) picture for you: T’was the day after Christmas and armed with a gift card, Husband and I walked into Victoria’s Secret.  I make an immediate bee-line to the cotton nighties.  (You know, the ones I can wear around the children & the Uncle-in-law who sometimes pops in to visit, un-announced, while I’m not wearing pants… because,… I...
Dec 28th
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If I Still Used Twitter...
carlmayer: …I might post the following: Dear L.A.:  It’s rain.  Get over it. Today, I took a piss that smelled so bad I had to pause and allow myself a courtesy flush. Drove past a store that promised items “99 Cents and Up.”  Maybe they sell tube socks and Bugattis.  That would be fucking awesome. Conan O’Brien’s Christmas-decorated set is fantastic.  He’s having a blast, and it shows....
Dec 22nd
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Carl Mayer got me thinking (hear me out)
“Santa always brings kick-ass presents for children with rich parents and hardly anything to kids whose parents are broke. What a dick.” He posted that on Twitter LAST Christmas…. and even though he deleted his twitter account long ago (& I haven’t), I searched back through my 2,000ish favorite tweets to find it so that I wouldn’t mis-quote him. “WHY?” You might be asking… ok, maybe you’re...
Dec 17th
Dear Marlboro,
I quit 3 yrs ago. Suddenly sending emails all out of the blue like this comes off as “needy”… and maybe more than a little bit desperate.  I know it’s the holidays… and maybe you’re alone, lonely and reminiscing about all of the good times we shared, … maybe you’re sort of hoping all of the hustle and bustle of Christmas/parties/cold weather will...
Dec 9th