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nevver:

How to Perform a J-Turn: An Illustrated Guide

My first time behind the wheel of a car I did this completely by accident. It was my first boyfriend Shawn’s manual transmission 1980-something Trans Am & we were on Swatara Creek Road it was pretty late at night. I hit this hill going a little too fast around a curve and Bam! J-turn. Once I’d stopped the car he screamed “GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR!” at me, which I quickly did, (pretty terrified of him & of what I just did with his car). My brother had been following in another car behind us and he walked over to us laughing his head off and screaming that it was the coolest thing he’d ever seen somebody do with a car in person. I felt a little better about it then and that’s a perfect metaphor for how most of the cool shit that’s happened to me ended up happening. By accident. Me pretty scared the whole time, not knowing what I was doing while everything took a weird spin. One person (or more haha) pissed off and some observer going “THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME” and then me deciding ok… yeah I guess it was.

nevver:

How to Perform a J-Turn: An Illustrated Guide

My first time behind the wheel of a car I did this completely by accident. It was my first boyfriend Shawn’s manual transmission 1980-something Trans Am & we were on Swatara Creek Road it was pretty late at night. I hit this hill going a little too fast around a curve and Bam! J-turn. Once I’d stopped the car he screamed “GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR!” at me, which I quickly did, (pretty terrified of him & of what I just did with his car). My brother had been following in another car behind us and he walked over to us laughing his head off and screaming that it was the coolest thing he’d ever seen somebody do with a car in person. I felt a little better about it then and that’s a perfect metaphor for how most of the cool shit that’s happened to me ended up happening. By accident. Me pretty scared the whole time, not knowing what I was doing while everything took a weird spin. One person (or more haha) pissed off and some observer going “THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME” and then me deciding ok… yeah I guess it was.

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weloveyoujeff:

Happy New Year! 

Jeff’s New Year’s Eve Prayer

"You, my love, are allowed to forget
About the Christmas you just spent stressed out in your parents house.

You, my love, are allowed to shed
The weight of all the years before, like bad disco clothes,
Save them for a night of dancing, stoned with your lover.

You, my love, are allowed to let yourself drown
Every night in bottomless wild and naked symbolic dreams.

You, my love, in sleep can unlock
Your youth and your most terrifying magic and dreamings for the courageous.

You, my love, are allowed to grab my guitar
And sing me idiot love songs if you’ve lost your ability to speak.
Keep it down to two minutes.

You, my love, are allowed to rot and to die
And then live again, more alive and incandescent than before.

You, my love, are allowed to beat the shit out of your television.
Choke it’s thoughts and corrupt its mind.
Kill! Kill! Kill! KILL The motherfucker before the song of zombiefied pain and panic and malaise and it’s narrow right-winged vision and it’s cheap commercial gang rape becomes the white noise of the world.
Turn about is fair play.

You, my love, are allowed to forgive and love your television.

You, my love, are allowed to speak in kisses to those around you and those up in heaven.

You, my love, are allowed to show your babies how to dance full bodied, starry eyed, audacious, supernatural and glorified.

You, my love, are allowed to suck in every single endeavor.

You, my love, are allowed to be soaked like a lovers’ blanket in the New York summertime with the wonder of your own special gift.

You, my love, are allowed to receive praise,

You, my love, are allowed to have time,

You, my love, are allowed to understand,

You, my love, are allowed to love,

Woman disobey,
When little men believe,

That you, my love, are Rebellion

(via earth-oddity)

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